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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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