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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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