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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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