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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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