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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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