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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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