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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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