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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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