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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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