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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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