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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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