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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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