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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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