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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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