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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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