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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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