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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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