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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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