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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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