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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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