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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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