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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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