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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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