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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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