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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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