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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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