Pictures:

When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

1745

Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

2416

Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

2309

What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

2013

Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

302

What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

565

Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

3227

The leaning tower of pizza.

1699

Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

2926

Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

2135

What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

553

What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

2300