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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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