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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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It escapes me.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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