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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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