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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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