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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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