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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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