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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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