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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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