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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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