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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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