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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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