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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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