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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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