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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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