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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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