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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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