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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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