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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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