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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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