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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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