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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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