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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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