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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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