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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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