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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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