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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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