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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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