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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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