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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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