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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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