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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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