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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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