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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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