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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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