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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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