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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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