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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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