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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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