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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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