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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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