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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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