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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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A buoys club.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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