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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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