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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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