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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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