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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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