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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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