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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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