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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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