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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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