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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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