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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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