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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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