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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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