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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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