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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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