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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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