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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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