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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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