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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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